i want everyone to know that i’m not going to post here for awhile, as i got too carried away in my alias and in doing hurt some really nice people. i’m so sorry that i caused them pain and know that i will suffer for the loss of their friendship. it is my hope that they will realize that the person they spent all this time with is really me and that i will miss them terribly. again, i’m sorry.

hey i’ve been lying to you guys all this time i’m not who i say i am i am a figment of my own imagination

sluttypanda replied to your post: my face omg it’s almost as red as my hair

HE’S OLD

omg

my face omg it’s almost as red as my hair

they just called al wright ugly

omg

o-k i see how it is

castleoflions:

This was a card at Target.

I laughed for fucking ever.

(via queen-in-highgarden)

(Source: dude-, via vaati)

ripbrentwilson:

you ever read one of those dumb tween girl magazines

and the embarrassing moments are like “this one time I spilled milk on myself at lunch and my crush was RIGHT THERE and he was laughing omg so humiliating”

like honestly if that’s your most embarrassing experience you’re doing pretty well

(Source: epit4phs, via ilovesquidward)

sometimes when i laugh really hard i hold my hands in front of my face like WHAT ARE APPENDAGES